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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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