So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
