i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
