Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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