Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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