i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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