Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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