I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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