no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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