he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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