I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
