is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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