should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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