As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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