you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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