I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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