Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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