is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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