His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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