Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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