How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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