Little spoons don't ask big questions
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
we're so committed to being not committed
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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