she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
as a side note pls kill me
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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