I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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