how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I don't deserve a penis
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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