seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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