Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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