Its about making memories worth repressing
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
My balls are so social today.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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