Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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