Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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