just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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