i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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