I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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