I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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