The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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