Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
did i walk over a car last night?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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