Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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