Having a random hookup so left but love u
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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