I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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