i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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