i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
