Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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