Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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