just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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