JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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