Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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