quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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