They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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