can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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