i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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