no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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