he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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