I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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