can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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