Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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