so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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