you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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