Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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