Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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