i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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