Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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