I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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