Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
we're so committed to being not committed
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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