oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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